Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic Twilight fan fiction-cum-national phenomenon, is sexy. So sexy that it permanently made the term mom porn mean something entirely different than I thought it meant. So sexy that it gave SNL the chance to air the most televised masturbation since Fox News' last Frank Luntz panel. What I'm saying is it's sexy. But guess what? It's about to get even sexier thanks to the soothing dulcet tones of Gilbert Gottfried's voice.